Conversation: With NDG about My Destiny

NDG: AHRH……..CAIFFINE…..PILLLS……….POWER……LAUNDRY
Me: Oh dear
NDG: EN…..ER…….GY
Me: I really think you are not someone who should be allowed to have caffeine pills. Just sayin’.
NDG: COME HERE AND EXPOSE TO ME YOUR TENDER BITS.
TENDER AND CHEWY MORSEL YES YES YES COME HERE NOW.
Me: Umm…. I think it is maybe best if I don’t…. lest you chew off something important
NDG: COME COME COME COME IT IS TIME. THIS IS YOUR DESTINY.

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Conversation: With NDG about My Destiny