Email: From Shanna regarding the latest cerenism

From: Shanna
To: Rachel
Subject: latest cerenism
Date: 3 April 2010, 2:51 am GMT

crooning to harvey, who has recently alerted us to the mouse in our baseboards:

*singsong*
harvey, i’ll feed you…you’ll become like karakiz if you catch that mouse. i’ll give you two loaves of bread! not one! two is even better”
(karakiz is her mom’s dog, who is so fat she can barely walk because mutia thinks that every time a dog looks at her it’s hungry. she reportedly eats a loaf of bread at every meal, along with her special dog food)

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Email: From Shanna regarding the latest cerenism

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