List: Somewhat Adequate Substitutes for Having a Lover

Things which, in some combination, make a (more or less) reasonable substitute for having a lover:

  • hot showers
  • hot water bottles (and, as Ilya can tell you, hot water bottles can burn like bad breakups)
  • dark chocolate
  • spices
  • vibrators
  • running
  • swimming
  • reading
  • writing
  • heavy duvets (that’s comforter to the yankees)
  • lots of friends
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List: Somewhat Adequate Substitutes for Having a Lover

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