Letter: From Alicia Dudek to People Who Have Our Food Containers

Subject: Food Container Possession Citations

Dear Offenders,

I have recently been commissioned by the Rachel Shadoan Regime to flush out all food container possession offenders. Following up on leads provided by our detective unit we have been advised that you are one of such offenders. Please return the “borrowed” food receptacles before 5 pm on Wednesday, February 3rd or further punitive actions will be taken.

Sincerely,
Miss Alicia Dudek

P.S. I am watching you and have undertaken boxing lessons this week. You have been warned.

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Letter: From Alicia Dudek to People Who Have Our Food Containers

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